Friday, May 20, 2011

FanTAsy ^-^:ChApTEr 7 : i'm a nerd =..=

What's up BLOGGER ! haha , okay2 .. im sorry for the delay of my story ~ i have been busy lately ... you know , exam week .. haha ... okay2 .. enough crap ... lets carry on with the story ~~




" AHHHH !!! , i just noticed it ! i'm a NERD ! " ; said  Naz after washing his face in the toilet ..
" Erm ??? " ; As confuse ... 
" I don't have a girlfriend ! i don't smoke ! i read books ! always with my pc ! and i so addicted to video game ! i'm truly a nerd ~~ huh ~ " 
" Erm ? that's what this all about ? worrying about being a nerd ? being uncool ? " ; said As .
" Yeah ~ you probably don't know what its like being a nerd ~ " ; replied Naz ..
" Chill man ... i'm also don't have a girlfriend , don't smoke , read books , spending time with my pc ' and play video game ... and what does that make me ? a nerd ? HMM ?? " ;said As
" No ~ a jerk .. " 
" A jerk ? .. thats just great .. you a nerd .. im a jerk .. we equal ~~ HAHA " ; laugh As .. 
" ha ha ha ~ very funny ... always make fun of me .. " ; said Naz
" Relax man ~~~ no need to be angry ... besides , doing all that stuff doesn't mean that you're nerd .. "




" WHAT !! " (a sound suddenly appear echoing in the toilet )
FLUSSSHHHHH .... the sound of toilet being flush ~~~ kreeekkk .. sound of the toilet door being open ..
" Did someone had an issue being a nerd ?? " ; said Paan while holding on his belt ... 
" Paan ? how did you get here ? " ; said As 
" My friend ~ (holding As shoulder) i'm always there , when my friend had an issue ... they don't call me Paan for nothing ~~ HA HA " ; said Paan proudly 
" At least wear your pants first ~ it's disgusting man ~ " ; said As 
" A true man doesn't need a pant ! Pant are for loser ! HAHAHA " ; said Paan while take out his pant a throw them away ~ 
" At least he's wearing his boxer ~ " ; said Naz ..
" Boxer ? when do i put that on ?! TAKE IT OUT ! HAHA " 
" NOOOOO !!! YOU MORON ! " ; said As and Naz with one voice .. they are really serious about this ~




2 minutes later ~ 


" Auch ~ my cheek hurt ... " ; said Paan .. 
" It's your own fault einstein .. " ; said As ..
" I was just joking ~ you guys are too serious ~ " 
" Who wouldn't be serious if someone want to take off  thier boxer infront of them ! " ; said As 
" Chill man ... Relax ~ haha .. Okay , back to the main issue ,, why do you worried so much being a nerd Naz ? " 
" You HEARD  it ?! " ; surprise Naz ..
" Well . . Yah .. i'm not deaf you know .. " 
" Well great .. This is just great ... Asrul with his big mouth ... " ; said Naz
" My fault ? So this is my fault that Paan knows that you're a nerd ? unacceptable ! " ; Said As
" It's obviously your fault As ! Admit it ! " 
" It wasn't my fault that Paan being in the same toilet with us ! " ; said As
" Yeah ! its your fault ! where ever you at , there are always Paan ... Like , you guys are the main character in this story ! Asides from Afy ... " ; said Naz
" If that the case , it's the typer fault ! not me ! " 
" As .. As .. Always blaming somebody else ... it's obviously your fault ~ " ; said Paan 
" Shut up Paan ! you're the subject in this argument you know ~!" ; said As
" Really ? you guys are fighting over me ? I'm so touched ~ " ; bla bla bla Paan
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............................................(As and Naz were looking at Paan ... with a face like this -_- )


" What ? What are you guys looking at ? Oh ! you're looking at me ... I think i'm gonna cry ~ " ; said Paan ..
" GAY !! " ; said As and Naz ..
" AUPOCHOTT !!! (opocot) " ; shocked Paan ..
" Okay ~ enough with this argument ~ " ; said Naz ... 
" Yeah . .. " ; said As
" hmm .. hmm (nod Paan) .. You see Naz .. don't have a GF , don't smoke or what ever doesn't really make you a nerd ... it's all lie here ... in your heart ... ( pointing at Naz chest ) " ; said Paan 
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" YOU GAY !!! " (push Paan hand to the side)
" I'M NOT GAY ! DUMB**S ! " 
" GAY GAY GAY ~~~ " ; Naz mock Paan 
" WHY YOU LITTLE .. COME HERE ! HOW BOUT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH ! " 


suddenly ..,


" AHA ! " 
" opocot ! " ; said Paan and Naz .
"  I got an idea ! How bout you try that girl you had a crush on Naz ... Maybe it'll solve your Nerd issue ~~ " ; said As ..
" Yeah ~~~ good idea ... " ; said Paan ..
" no ... not you too Paan ... You guys can't be serious about this ? " ; said Naz 
" 100 % serious .. " ; said Paan 
" She would probably with someone else now ... " ; said Naz
" common , just with .. not wife ... haha .. you should give it a try Naz .. " ; said As 
" Yeah that girl .. what's her name ?? erm ... ermmm ... Nokia ? no .. Fobia ? no .. aha ! i got it ! its Popia isn't it ? " ; Paan guessing ..
" its Syafia ... Paan " ; said Naz
" Ah .. yes .... ' CLOAGHIA ' ,,, yes yes ... " ; said Paan 

" Yeah ,, ' MOLOPIA ' .. she's beautiful isn't she Naz ? " ; said As
" =..= .. instead of worrying bout me , Don't you guy had a class to attend ? seriously ~ ... " ; said Naz 
" OH SH*T PAAN ! HE'S RIGHT ! WE'RE LATE ! " 
" Come on come on ... lets go As ! " ; said Paan 
" WEAR YOUR PANT FIRST ! PAAN ! " ; said As
" OH NO ! where the h*ll i threw my pant at ?!! i lost it As !! " 
 " Go borrow Naz pant .. quickly ! "
"Naz ! Give me your pant ! " ; said Paan 
" YOU GAY !!! " ; said Naz 






to be continue ~~~~~~~~~~~`
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